BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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