My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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