I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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