so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
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