I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
try to milk me bitch
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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