I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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