Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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