I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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