Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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