Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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