the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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