Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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