That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
