You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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