We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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