yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
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