ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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