Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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