that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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