Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
It's Friday. Sex?
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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