Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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