He is such a slut. More and more my type.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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