Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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