sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
