I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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