Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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