is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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