ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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