Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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