Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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