Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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