so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I just had sex on a roof
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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