omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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