So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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