no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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