Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
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This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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