i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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