So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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