I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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