Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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