I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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