Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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