plz talk dirty to me
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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