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): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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