Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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