im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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