2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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