yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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