I want to make a zoo with you.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Randomize
