so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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