I'm lost and stupid without you.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
