dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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