They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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