omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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