? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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