how hairy? two words: wookie tits
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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