Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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